today I was at the mall and a group of teenagers were walking towards me. one of them said “are you tumblr user taco-bell-rey?” and I said “yeah…” and she screamed “Ah OMG you are so tumblr famous!” and then everyone in the mall crowded around me. People were asking for pictures and autographs. and hot guys were asking for my phone number. and then Obama drove by and gave me a check for $10,000,000. and then I grew wings and flew away. this was real no lies.